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© Project Freeman Music (21st June & 10th August 2010)
Three on two
Him, me and you
Can you see
The fun boys three?
Off on tour
Maybe three on four?!?! (Who knows?)
Pump her tyres
Stoke the cabbage fires
Crank my chain
On the road again
Spin four wheels
How do these two feel?
Climb on top
When her pedals stop
Check her spokes
Take a couple o' tokes
Take her far
By the handle bras
Grind her gears
Handle how she steers
Now the switch
Swap the pedals bitch!
Now we're cool
A bunch of ridin' fools
(Double speed)
If her chain goes slack, grab her round the back
Careful you don't stack, on a pavement crack
Havin' heart attacks, if the cabbage lacks
Buying green in packs, fill your empty sacks
Now you got the knack, ridin' on her back
Give her crank a whack, now you got it mack!
Three on two
Him me and you
Can you see
Where you wanna be?
This is what we do
Ridin' three on two...
This is one of a batch of four songs I came up with while I was on a road trip in June 2010 Gregorian with a couple of mates.
We'd got to a beach on the Belgian coast in the early hours of the morning straight off the ferry and had been hanging out there all day. We had two bikes with us, which we were messing around with in the car park like big kids, but there were three of us, so each of us took turns riding on the back of one of the bikes for a laugh
I had the idea of innuendo-ing this event into a smutty, five-way orgy and bike related poem (ha ha) which I later put to a blues riff.
The other songs of that batch were: Take Off Your Shoes And Open My Beer, Shut Up & Skin Up and It Don't Take Much.
If you have some words for a tune but no tune blues riffs always seem to work ;)
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© Project Freeman Music (2010 Gregorian)